A Mom’s life.
While having bee Hoon fish soup lunch ALONE with your boy; u smelt a fart (obviously its ur boy’s because its quite recognizable)…
“Mummy, my tummy pain pain”
“Do u need to poo poo?”
“No, I want 风油 (medicated oil)”
Now.. Mummy don’t carry oil around in her bag everywhere!
“Babe, we will apply some when we reach home”
(desperate attempt to divert his attention)
“Mummy.. I want to poo poo”
Ok, no oil, Boy wants to poo. Now . Now . NOW!!!
Lunch is 1/2 way through (ONLY!)
Mummy is alone with Boy…
“Can you hold while we finish lunch”
Legs crossed, hands on tummy; face distorted; 1 more fart came out.
No, Boy can’t hold. & No, Mummy doesn’t want to wipe poo off food court’s chair.
Shoved 2 more spoons of hot soup into own mouth & Boy’s mouth.
Made a bee hive dash to nearest loo.
Placed Boy on a nicely toilet-papered laced loo’s seat.
“Mummy, I want to pee”
“Yes, you can pee”
“Mummy, can I pee pee?”
“Yes, quick. & Poop at the same time”
Boy pee. Mummy waited.
“Mummy, I’m done”
“babe, where’s the poo? I thought you wanna poo?”
“No, I only want to pee”
There goes Mummy’s lunch.